Funny quilt sayings

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Print off clever quilting quotes to share with your friends, family, and sewing buddies. Send them as cards, use them to top gifts, or hang on your wall. Print the quote here. Quilting and Sewing Quotes. Start Slideshow. Send Text Message. I don't need to get organized.

Funny quilt sayings

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Every quilter has a masterpiece within. Keep your sewing machine close and your seam ripper closer!

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The following should keep you in stitches. A bad pun, we know, but at least it has you smiling. As well the many sewing, knitting, quilting and yarn puns and jokes we have assembled here. One word of warning, we did not plagiarize but kept the wording close to the original so as not to spoil the humor. Did you hear the one about the surgeon who told jokes as he examined his patient? He wanted to keep his patient in stitches. Puns are always bad but they do put a smile on your face even when you are sewing, knitting or quilting.

Funny quilt sayings

Hey quilting friends! Need a little inspiration for your next project? Or maybe you'd like some ideas for words to embroider on a gift or put in a card to one of your quilting friends.

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View Public Profile. Originally Posted by Tashana. Sewing forever, housework whenever. Send a private message to Sewflower. Please bless the little head that lies beneath these quilted threads. May I say that you are not the only one who uses the term this way, either. Send a private message to sept Quilting funny sayings. To quilt is human, to finish is divine! Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric. A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul.

Quilting is an excellent hobby because it is both a relaxing and stimulating pastime. It is not only a calming hobby but also an excellent method to demonstrate your artistic side. There are a lot of wise quilting quotes and sayings that have been passed down from generation to generation.

I'd rather be stitchin' than in the kitchen! Trackbacks are Off. Send a private message to carolynjo. Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. I'm in therapy, and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist! Originally Posted by Tashana. Only a fool says: "It's just fabric. Any day spent sewing is a good day. When I make with my hands, I give of my heart. I am the curator of an extensive textile collection. May I say that you are not the only one who uses the term this way, either. Forum Rules. Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric. Thank you for all your advice etc I just need a bigger sewing room!