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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs. He accuses Brian of pretending to be a deep, sensitive guy who loves women for who they are, yet he only dates bimbos to make himself seem smarter. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things. He calls Brian out for being smug and pretentious, even saying how religion is stupid. He brings up Brian's failures as a writer , at college and as a father.

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Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house. The next morning, Peter discovers that Lois has invited Jerome to live with them.

Quagmire tells off brian

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Sign In Register. Oct 25, 35, Peter immediately teaches it the word "cripple", much to Joe's dismay. There is something I gotta fess up to. I could forgive all of that - all of it - if you weren't such a bore! Dec 10, 10, And that's why you like him so much You don't need Quagmire to like you. If anyone finds this, tell my family I love them. As someone who recently watched the entirety of the Simpsons and grew much more attached to the cast than I had ever felt before, that Quagmire clip feels twice as awful to see now. How can you not like me? Thanks for the fucking steak. They're both supposedly Peters friend and they both want to bang or have tried to bang Lois soooo Peter : Dear God and Black Jesus! Grab a ladle!

The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. Glen Quagmire : You wanna maybe just go?

Discussion EtcetEra Forum. HazySaiyan Member. By far the worst period of Family Guy is the mid-seasons, right after they came back on the air after being cancelled, and for many years after. EtcetEra Hangouts. Peter : Well, you dating that guy? House Fire : In a fit of jealousy, Peter throws a projectile through the window of Jerome's house, knocking over a lamp and starting a fire. But in the end, the difference is that Quagmire knows he is a nasty piece of work, and doesn't ever pretend to have the moral high ground, like Brian does. The best stuff is the first few seasons before cancellation and the period the show is in now is pretty good. The box art on the Kevin Connolly Charms cereal box is even similar to the box art on the Lucky Charms cereal box. There's not a single bad season of that show. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. So I refuse to vote in this poll. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs.