Funny cross stitch

Product successfully added to your Shopping Cart.

These are not your grandmas patterns. Many contain cuss words and words that might be offensive. I have a total potty mouth around my closest friends and I keep it under wraps around my kiddos and in my public life but secretly deep down I find these inappropriate funny cross stitch patterns totally fabulous! This is a light hearted and fun post and I am not trying to say anything through the post. Here is a huge list of subversive cross stitch patterns to keep you entertained! If I could I would make lots of these and have a wall full of hoops with inappropriate sayings.

Funny cross stitch

Use coupon DIS10 at checkout. Log in Sign up. Cart 0 Check Out. Featured collection. Yoda Cross Stitch Pattern. Baby Alien Cross Stitch Kit. Star Wars. Yoda One For Me. Funny Beginner's Cross Stitch. Adult Cross Stitch Kit.

This one looks like a ton of work but one that would totally be worth it in the end. Thanks for visiting www.

.

These cross-stitches are hilarious! Check out this awesome gallery and share the fun with your friends! Nothing I would ever hang on my wall. These embroidery patterns, however, are something else! Check out these hilarious cross-stitch patterns and share the fun with your friends! A great quote to hang on your wall. This cross-stitch pattern is hilarious! A funny embroidery pattern for the all parents of teenagers. True story! This is so funny!

Funny cross stitch

That Stitch Shop. If you're looking for a laugh, these cross stitch patterns have a good sense of humor. From funny and sarcastic jokes to witty puns, you'll find something to make you chuckle as you stitch. If you grew up when mix tapes were popular, you know that arranging the songs was a labor of love. Here's a pattern that pays homage to the ill-fated mix tape. This cheeky pattern will bring smiles and look great in a hoop, hanging in a rustic farmhouse-style kitchen or house barn. It makes a perfect gift for anyone who raises chickens.

Hdd carry case

That isn't the same thing. My favorite word too Alicia. I hope you found this post to be lighthearted and fun. Available Immediately. Many contain cuss words and words that might be offensive. Product successfully added to your Shopping Cart. Maybe I still have the sense of humor of a middle schooler but I make no apologies for it! Cross Stitch Patterns When you only want the pattern. Naruto Pattern. Facebook Instagram Pinterest Twitter. This tongue in cheek look at what people believe is a great conversation starter and a quicks stitch.

Use coupon DIS10 at checkout. Log in Sign up.

Featuring a patterned mosaic cat silhouette of a pretty kitty licking her chops. When you make one send me a photo so I can live vicariously. Go Away Cross Stitch Kit. I am crazy about sewing and blogging! I may try to translate a few into other embroidery stitches, they are way too funny! Music Gift Kit. I find these cross stitch patterns to be hilarious! I just love the juxtaposition of a beautiful technique with bad words. Two in full color and two featuring black and white symbols for ease of printing both featuring the DMC floss color key. Peony Counted Cross Stitch Kit.