Darkplace quotes

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, darkplace quotes, Won Ton will be all over me like darkplace quotes in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi.

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless : [ talking to mother about hospitalized son ] He's a good kid, but you've got to keep him off the smack otherwise this will keep happening. How about you find yourself a husband, get some stability in your life. Dr Liz Asher : [ talking about a patient that has turned green ] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened. All in all you could say that she's a little off color.

Darkplace quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless M. Lucien Sanchez : Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands! Garth Marenghi : You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. And what if it, and its rat brethren, took over and ate Parliament. Without giving too much away, think Planet of the Apes.

When I wrote, directed and starred in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace for television back in the s, I drew deep draughts of inspiration from the dyke of my dreams Rick Dagless: No you shut your mouth Sanch, that was funny, darkplace quotes.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.

Parody is a strange craft. It is so lovingly terrible, down to the smallest detail of camera work and sound editing, that it is timeless. To complicate matters, Dr. So I personally feel very bad about the cat we killed. Liz Asher to leave Darkplace Hospital. We might have never guessed the cat died after that scene. Richard Ayoade does some of the finest bad acting I have ever seen on this show, and a perfect example of this is whenever Thornton Reed has a phone call. Rick Dagless deliver this line every time I watch Quantico. When everyone in Darkplace Hospital is turning into apes, Dr.

Darkplace quotes

Login Register. Facebook Tweet Share. Garth Marenghi : I have never exploded. But I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how. I just know. I've always just known. Dean Learner : Now I don't know whether someone close to Garth had exploded - whether it was a colleague or a pet - but you could tell that scene meant a lot to him. There were tears on set. Not from Garth.

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Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. You're a flipping fool! George Lucas - Dr Lucien Sanchez: What I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie sausage roll. Otherwise you're no better than Bill Wyman. Thorton Reed: I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch. John McTiernan - Not from Garth. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow. Besides, i think there are more important matters at present.

Note: My initial list of quotes exceeded And that was with me being judicious. Therefore, to make this at all feasible I went with three lines from every episode.

Otherwise you're no better than Bill Wyman. Garth Marenghi: You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. But I wept. Rick Dagless: [immediately interrupting] As if your fanny never graced a pan! But I think if you're looking at the wires you're ignoring the story. Dr Liz Asher: I guess being told I couldn't get a chicken supper was the straw that broke this camel's back. I just won't do it! Lucien Sanchez: [on phone] Yeah, it's me Dag. Other times I just copied the plots from dead authors on whose work the copyright had lapsed. Garth Marenghi: I portended that by the year , the world might see its first female mechanic.